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<<DEAS STAT REPORT>> CREW: Number of Crewmembers: 2 Number of Active Crewmembers: 1 Number of Revoked Crewmembers: 1 Number of Passes Distributed: 2 Number of Passes Revoked: 1 Number of Embarrasing Moments Caught on Surveillance: 23 Number of Single Crewmembers: 2 Number of Available Crewmembers: 1
COMPUTER SYSTEMS: Mass Memory: 1.23 Petabytes Core Memory: 1.00 Petabytes Locked Memory: 0.2 Petabytes <STATISTIC REMOVED> DEAS HARDWARE CPUs: 48 DEAS NEURAL NET CPUs: 128 DEAS APPROXIMATE COMPUTING POWER (in human brains): 2.1 DEAS APPROXIMATE IQ: 224 <STATISTIC REMOVED>
ENGINE SYSTEMS: Number of Engines: 8 Max Impulse: ~2,000,000 seconds Max Range: ~28 LY Max Range With Scoop System: ~143 LY Max Power: 123 Exawatts per engine <STATISTIC REMOVED>
MISCELLANEOUS STATISTICS: Number of dots on the Cafeteria Ceiling Tiles: 4,035,556 Number of Neurons in DEAS's Silicon Brain: 12,548,794,517 Number of Security Sensors: 224 Security Sensor Coverage: 84.443% Cooling System Down Time: 18.556%
MYSTERY MEAT NUTRITION FACTS: Calories Per Serving..................1000 ---------------------------------------------- Calories from Fat........................542 Saturated Fat.............................10 g Unsaturated Fat.........................4 g Trans Fat............................0 g
Sodium.......................................10 mg Protein........................................21 g Carbohydrates............................10 g From Sugar..................................0 g From Dietary Fiber.......................9 g
---------------------------------------------- INGREDIENTS: Synthetic Soy Binder, Synthetic Soy protein, Synthetic Animal Proteins, Hydroxylated Synthetic Soya Gabolin, Colloidizing Agent #45, Artificial Corn Syrup, Sodium Lithium Benzothol (to preserve freshness), Balamuthium Peroxysulfate (to preserve tenderness), Oxidizer #2, Digestive Booster #56, Red 4, Blue Lake 5, Mineral Extracts, Synthetic Long-Chain Paraprotein 144, Acidoparabecitum Hyperhydrosulfate 1-2,2.
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